Project Fear

As Britain hurtles towards June and the European Union referendum it becomes increasingly clear that those who wish us to remain shackled to the EU are becoming increasingly alarmed that, frankly, we the people think otherwise.

The EU is no better than a basket case and remaining in the EU would only result in Britain becoming a basket case without even it's own sovereignty.

The result of the referendum will probably be quite close as younger people have known nothing else but Britain being in and are probably worried about the future should we leave.

The future, should we leave, will be absolutely marvellous and of that, we must convince our youngsters.

Possibly the best way to convince them is to point out that our politicians are, on the whole, as useless as The EU politicians are useless.

Therefore, what is the point of remaining in the EU solely in order to have more useless politicians to put up with than we will if we leave?

Simples.

Our grandparents and great grandparents did not suffer the deprivations of WWII so some foreign politicians could hold sway over Great Britain.

A vote to remain is, frankly, a disgraceful and ungrateful vote.

Besides, if staying in would be so great why are those in favour doing their utmost to frighten us into remaining?

Easy. They don't want to lose their gravy train.

A vote to leave is a bloody nose to authority so let's give them the bloody nose they deserve.

I came I saw I buggered off again

Good grief!!! It's about 8 months since I posted on here....some people might have had a baby in that time. Nowt to do with me if they have I hasten to add....Ever so sorry. Just got side tracked by life, the universe and everything I suppose.

Anyroad, the world is still turning so what's happening around then?

Kim stupid haircut in North Korea wants a nuclear war. Donald stupid haircut seems a possibility for President of the USA. Is that what you have to do to get either rich and / or powerful then? Have a stupid haircut? How come it never worked for me then???

The European Union is high on the agenda as Britain gets a referendum in June. I'm a committed 'leave' chap myself - OI! Who said I should be committed...cheeky git!

According to the 'in' campaign we're screwed if we leave and according to the 'out' campaign we're screwed if we remain. Therefore we are screwed either way so, actually, there'll be no change there then eh?

Mind you, in some ways there are worse things than getting screwed eh ;-)

I formally retired from working for a living in the middle of last year - excuse me! Who said I wouldn't know a hard days work if it fell on my head?? Oh...it was you dear...yes...er...quite.

Anyway, I got bored doing absolutely nothing at all so went back to part time driving instructing. I quite enjoy putting death on the roads so it's rather like getting paid for a hobby really which is nice and I take time off when ever I want - or, rather more accurately, when the wifey wants ;-)

It's my 'beer money' I suppose although perhaps it's a worry that a driving instructor finds his way around via knowing the location of several hundred pubs?

As I've been AWOL I'd better hop it and catch up with all my fellow bloggers in case they think I've died - which, as far as I can tell, I haven't.

I will leave you, for now, with the thought that God is dead. He popped his clogs the other month didn't you know?

Laters peeps.

What Difference Does It Make?

Absence due to illness in the family - not me. All ok now.

Right. General election is over and Labour didn't win nor get enough votes to govern under the blackmail they would have suffered via the SNP.

Nigel Farage has resigned as UKIP leader but may throw his hat in the ring later to be re-elected leader. I hope he does as, frankly, in many ways, he IS UKIP.

What UKIP need, to build on their extraordinary 12.6% of the national vote, is a charismatic leader and, up to now, Farage is it.

Any other UKIP member who desires being their leader needs to up their game and fast.

Do you realise that the SNP have 56 seats with 4.7% of the national vote? If our voting system actually catered for the views of the people then how many seats should UKIP have with 12.6%?

Just asking.....

Love or loathe Farage and UKIP they received nearly 4 million votes. If our electoral system isn't given a overhaul soon then 4 million UKIP voters are ignored as are over a million Green voters.

That can't be right or fair can it?

Jihadi Brides

Young Muslim girls have gone from Britain to Syria in some perverse way of supporting Islamic State - the most barbarous group of lunatics since the Japanese of WWII or the Nazi's with the holocaust.

Does anyone actually care? I don't. If they're daft enough then let them go, revoke their British citizenship and leave them to rot. Same with the Muslim men going over there. Revoke their citizenship and leave them to rot.

The father of one of the last girls to go blamed the police, the politicians and pretty much anyone else he could think of to blame and lo and behold he's an extremist too!!

Sod the lot of them. So many Muslims in Britain seem hell bent on destroying our country and our freedoms with their calls for Sharia law we're better off without them.

Any Muslim man or woman who goes to Syria should have their citizenship revoked.

We've enough problems in Britain without wasting any time bothering about the mad bastards.

Once they've gone good riddance.

Cameron Vs Milliband

Cameron and Milliband got 'Paxmanned' the other night. Jeremy Paxman was magnificent and he made Cameron squirm in a big way but, it has to be said, Cameron kept his cool and came away relatively unscathed mainly by not 'biting'.

Milliband on the other hand looked like he'd been hit with a halibut.

At the end of the interview Paxman could be heard saying "Are you ok Ed?" and, frankly, he wasn't. The look of pure hatred on Milliband's face as he looked at Paxman spoke volumes.

What ever you think of Cameron he has moved us away from the precipice left by Labour.

Milliband just isn't up to the task. Prime Minister? Milliband? God help us.

If you are a traditional Labour voter and can't vote for anyone else then fair enough, please don't vote. If Milliband gets in, even through 'the back door' Britain is FINISHED.

Anyone who can't see that is in desperate need of a Labrador.

Emigration May Be A Sound Move

Britain is in the throws of a general election. I will rephrase. Britain is desperately trying not to have a national nervous breakdown wondering which of the mad bastards are going to be governing us for the next five years.

It could be the Conservatives - unlikely without some support from another party a la the current coalition.

It could be Labour - even more unlikely without the support of the Scottish National Party.

It will be though, either / or and most likely a coalition government again.

Now, if it is the Conservatives they will be looking to form some sort of coalition or, at least, deal with either the Liberal Democrats as they have done for the last 5 years or with UKIP if UKIP do as well as expected - and that's a BIG if.

A coalition with the Lib-Dems would work as it clearly has worked for 5 years. Surprisingly successfully considering.

A coalition or deal with UKIP would certainly work and, possibly, be the most preferable outcome.

Either of the above would be fine for England and the rest of Britain would have to live with it.

If we end up with Labour and the Scottish Nationalists running the show then, frankly, we should take to the streets and riot and throw molotov cocktails and all those things that rioters are apt to do.

Why?

Because the Scottish Nationalists are specific to Scotland and not relevant to England, Wales or Northern Ireland.

It would be a completely undemocratic government and, of necessity, would need to be overthrown by those who believe in democracy.

As always I would be at the forefront of encouraging people, should we end up with Labour and the Scottish Nationalists, to riot, throw molotov cocktails, burn effigies of Ed Milliband, Alex Salmond and that bird named after a fish - Sturgeon is it? - and, basically, do anything and everything to overthrow the government if that was the government we ended up with.

I would also be loudly encouraging this behaviour from Spain or somewhere - A) Because the thought of living in a Britain governed by left wing Scottish loonies is more than I could cope with and B) I would find it much better to watch the molotov cocktails fly about on TV from my hacienda in Spain holding a cold beer.

I'm not entirely daft you know....

Apropos of nothing related to this post : Standing by a litter bin today smoking a cigarette I was accosted by a Muslim gentleman who said the smoke was bothering his wife who was sitting on a bench.

I pointed out that I was outside and far from any building so was quite entitled to smoke there.

He said "I want you to move"

I replied "You bloody move and whilst you're about it keep moving until you get to Dover and don't stop then either mate. Keep going until you arrive in some country where anyone could care less what you think"

I was born to be a diplomat you know.

All We Hear Is Radio Ga-Ga

I'm thinking - and, I know, this a dangerous moment in world events, me thinking - but I am you know. Well I think I am thinking therefore I must be thinking.

Bloody hell I'm starting to sound like Keirkegaard!! Who he? ;-)

Anyway. Many moons ago I was an internet radio DJ. Oh yes I was!

I started out on this slightly bizarre endeavour on something called 'Destiny Pirate Radio'. This station was based in the States - or, at least, the software you needed to broadcast on it was sent from the States.

I had a great time playing music I like and, oddly, I got lots of listeners. Well, when I say 'lots' I don't mean 'lots' as in Absolute Radio or even Radio 1. I got lot's as in a few now and then.

I also, being a mouthy old git, started spouting off my views from time to time. This seemed to increase the listener base probably because somebody told somebody who told somebody else that this demented English bloke was mouthing off over the internet in between playing music and, sooner or later, he was likely to be assassinated on air if he didn't shut up.

After somebody at Destiny received death threats from some Christian fundementalists or, if you prefer, mentalists, they requested that I depart from their company before they got 9/11'nd - or something like that.

I then wandered onto a radio station called, at the time, Scooter Forums Radio. It then became SFR.

It was great fun until some other DJ who happened to be Muslim - and lived in Canada - got upset when I took the piss out of Islam.

The fact I took the piss out of all religions and many many other things - including myself - didn't seem to compute and the boss sent me an e-mail asking me to desist.

I responded with "I quit" and the boss said "Ok then" - er....oops?

I fell out with the boss for a while - and he really should have talked me into staying as I like my ego being massaged - but stopped falling out with him because he's like my baby bro and I love him to bits (in a manly way I hasten to add).

Anyway. As I said. I've been thinking.

I'm going to start up my own internet radio station. I know how - well, I think I know how. I think I'll set it up to play music on a 24 hour loop with the odd advertised live show featuring me.

If I do - and, as I've thought about it I well might but, then again, I've thought about shagging Kylie Minogue and that hasn't happened, so don't hold your breath eh? - it will be called 'The Drunk Punk Live And Unleashed' which, I would have thought, gives you a half way decent idea of what is likely to happen doesn't it?

I mean to say, when I got in trouble at SFR my show was called 'The Drunk Punk Show' so quite how the Muslim bird thought she'd be listening to Mary bloody Poppins with a show name like that is quite beyond me.

Anyway. There you go. If I do actually do it - that's the radio DJ stuff not shag Kylie Minogue - you will be the first to know.

Well, you won't of course, I'll be the first to know but you'll be a close second!